OH MY FUCKING GOD IT’S HBIC ELIZABETH THE FIRST
HER DAD WAS HENRY VIII AND HER MUM WAS ANNE BOLEYN. THAT WOULD MAKE HER TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME EVEN IF SHE WASN’T SUCH A BAMF.
SHE MAY HAVE THE BODY OF A WEAK AND FEEBLE WOMAN, BUT SHE HAS THE HEART OF A KING, THE STOMACH OF A CONCRETE ELEPHANT AND THE WINGSPAN OF A GODDAMN ALBATROSS.
A TON OF GUYS LIKED IT AND WANTED TO PUT A RING ON IT, BUT LIZ WAS ALL “FUCK NO, BITCHES, I GOT SHIT TO DO.” SHIT LIKE RUNNING A GODDAMN COUNTRY, AND IF YOU WERE DUMB ENOUGH TO GET IN HER WAY SHE’D SEPARATE YOUR HEAD FROM YOUR BODY BEFORE YOU COULD SAY ‘VIRGIN QUEEN’.
LIZ I RULED FOR NEARLY HALF A FUCKING CENTURY, SORTED OUT A TON OF RELIGIOUS BULLSHIT AND KICKED SPAIN’S ASS SO HARD SHE CAUSED A STORM THAT FUCKED UP ALL THEIR SHIPS.
JUST YOU TRY BEING THAT MUCH OF AN OVERACHIEVER IN A FUCKING CORSET.
god bless having Internet access
omg lol
(Source: oldrowley)
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SHE WAS MY FAVORITE IN HISTORY. WHY ARE WE YELLING?
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